Floor Licker

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The soles of my heels should never have to touch a dirty floor. I guess this slut was too busy thinking about licking my shoes and boots it forgot to clean the floor as I instructed. It won’t be licking my footwear anytime soon, but it will be licking the entire floor until it’s spotless. I can only imagine what’s been splattered all over that filthy surface. My crop will correct any hesitation it might feel when it comes across something particularly disgusting. And for those hard to get up messes my spit will help it sponge up all that filth. I just may have found a new purpose for this little piggy. Why waste money on cleaning products when I own a perfectly good human mop?