Moto Boot Bitch
Oh, you thought being my bitch meant you got to lick my sexy high heel shoes and boots? Being my bitch means you get to lick whatever I tell you to lick — the floor, my car tires, some random guy’s asshole. This slug should be grateful I’m allowing it to worship my black leather moto boots. They’re perfect for wearing out on the grungiest surfaces and for squashing out my cigarette butts, which it also gets to eat off the floor. Such a lucky boot bitch!