Toe Licking Coat Rack

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A bitch has to have some use in my world or there's no reason to keep it around. This one gets to do my laundry while I'm out and serve as my coat rack when I get home. I was feeling generous so I let it hold my favorite metal studded leather jacket. I know those spikes hurt, especially when I step on it, but coat racks can't complain really, can they? They just beg for more! The lucky little object then got to lick my sweaty toes and suck up a chocolate kiss from my feet. Even coat racks need to eat once in a while!