My Human Shoe Valet
I adore reducing men to nothing more than objects for my use. There are so many uses for the male species — candlestick, drink holder, flower vase, foot rest. Too bad more of you bitches don't realize what you were really made for. I like to use this slut as my human shoe and boot brush. It's just a faceless thing I keep locked up to rest my feet on while I put on nylons and to clean the dirt off my footwear.