My Human Lamp

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I believe the world would be a much better place if men kept their selfish whining mouths shut and simply served women as useful objects. So when I needed a little extra light to finish painting my nails having my human lamp kneeling close by was so handy. It just serves a purpose to make my life better… no complaints, no failure, and no “me, me, me, Mistress!” Now if I can only furnish my whole house with man furniture.