Puppy's New Tail

My puppy's old tail just wouldn't stay in any longer so I got him a brand new one. This tail is much larger on the inside so it won't slip out of his puppy hole when I make him do tricks. Listen to him bark with excitement when I stick my gloved fingers in there before sliding the big bulb in deep! Such a good boy! Look how he wags that new tail for my amusement. He looks so much better at the end of my leash with a tail. So much so I allow my pet to hump my new shiny boots a little before putting him away in his kennel for the night.