Shut Your Mouth And Eat My Butt

That’s funny, I’ve never owned an ashtray that talked before. So why is this fucking object at my heels flapping its gums? Because it hasn’t been trained enough, of course. This is just a start, but soon it will learn to crave the taste of my nasty used cigarette butts, ash and spit. That should be enough to keep it alive. I mean all it really has to do is lay there, open up and swallow my trash. It just needs to be completely broken mentally and then rebuilt into what I want it to be.