Ash Licker

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A fucking ashtray only needs to kneel still with tongue out waiting silently to consume my hot ash and spit on the rare occasion I want to smoke. This one has a long way to go to become my perfect little waste receptacle, but training it is half the fun… for me. First it dropped my ash from its tongue and then it failed to catch my spit fully in that hole. Never a problem, however, as it just gets instructed to lick up whatever it missed from the filthy floor. Then it gets to eat my discarded butt after I stomp it out with my boot sole. Such a lucky little ashtray! I'm sure my whip will make it learn to perform to my satisfaction the next time I want to puff on a cigar.