Eat Ash Lick Sole
I've got my dirty piggy all wrapped up like a trash bag like the filthy little waste receptacle it was born to be. Last time it got to feed in my toilet, tonight it gets to open that hole so I can flick my hot ash in it. As soon as I spit in its blackened mouth cavity the little slut gets an erection! I knew it would. Seems that whatever waste I generate is the best thing it's ever eaten and it just craves more of it. Since it was a good hole and stay still while swallowed the smouldering butt end of my cigar, I allowed it to lick my dirty soles as a treat. Such a lucky waste bin.