I Smoke It Eats

The enclosed latex hood is the perfect decoration for my human waste bin. When its garbage hole isn't required, I can just zip it up and stow it away like anything else I own that I don't happen to need at the moment. If I feel like relaxing with a cigar, like I did tonight, I can just unzip its rubber covered face to expose my hungry ashtray. It needs to learn that it's not human any longer — it's nothing more than an object that exists to serve my purposes! I took my time to enjoy this smoke while dangling my boot heel in front of its glassy eyes, and spitting and ashing into its gaping trash hole. When I was done, I put out my hot cigar on its tongue, stuffed the butt in its mouth and zipped it back up! Then starts the auto cleaning cycle for the next time I need to dispose of my waste.