Shine-boi
How do I like my high heel shoes shined? Well, I like it best when my little shoe bois get on their knees, make their buffer rods hard, and spurt a nice sized helping of polish on my leather uppers. Once they lick it all off, my shoes are left shiny and new! Inevitably, some of that shine will get on my nylons (they can hardly control much of anything when near my footwear) so I simply make them suck it all out of the sheer clingy fabric. Such lucky shine-bois I own, don't you agree?