Sole Licker

There's absolutely no reason I should be walking around with dirty soles. Not with so many of you eager little sole lapping dirt munching shoe sluts out there. This lucky bitch gets to offer its tongue for me to wipe my Louboutin Daffodil pump bottoms on like it's a human wiggly welcome mat. All that filth is the best thing it's ever eaten. I wonder what the slut thinks tastes better — the scum from the ladies room floor at Saks or the grime from the sidewalk on Second Avenue. Who cares, really… I just want my soles licked clean.