I just got a new pair of shiny black boots and this little bitch is going to help me break them in. Maybe I’ll break it in the process. Who cares, really? Sluts crawling on all fours begging to lick the dirt from my boot soles are a dime a dozen. When it complains after I jump on its chest a few times, I face slap the bitch until it bleeds. I mean, how else am I going to leave the impression of my boot soles on my property? Stupid sluts!